By: JohnEdwards on 11/3/07
Ballot box to voter: Psst... don't tell anyone I told you that I'm actually a shredder! The votes have already been decided.

By: johncena on 11/6/07
voter to board of elections: If there's only uncontested races, save us the money and call it a win.

By: Galvanize on 11/7/07
Hey, aren't you one of those guys who gripes and complains about the leaders he has? Ever considered running your self?

I actually need oppression and abuse, so that I have something to talk about. What else is their to do?

By: Galvanize on 11/7/07
You know, with you being the only voter that showed up, you could write in just about anyone you wanted. Say for instance, your wife?

No thanks, I only showed up to steal pencils.

By: Galvanize on 11/8/07
Because of all the taxes, I had to take this job holding your ballots. I'm actually a toaster.