"Seven commissioners, a priest and a rabbi go into a bar...."
Do you think your little boy lines will work on the public?
Sorry, I'm a Priest not a lawyer, but I'll pray for you.
Is doing to the public what I do with my mistress, is that adultery?
Father, please forgive me, but when I got caught having the same tag on two cars I had to swipe money from the collection trays to register the other vehicle. Taxes are too high, you know.
Forgive me Father, for I have spent...
all of these so far are awesome!
Come on Father, the church has been taking money without doing anything for centuries.....what's your secret?
Isn't it good to know the money wer'e saving from converting your confessionals to Port-O-lets is going to the illegal immigrant education fund?